Laws of our land

There be laws. Oh yes there are. Laws that won't mean a thing to my 5 readers in the Eastern Bloc - who are you by the way....do you think 'Krazy English Lady - she speaks so funny'.

Anyway, laws.... we've made a few.


1) Bacon sandwiches - mandatory on a weekend and/or rest day (see below)
2) PBM - Mondays
3) Rest days are all day events - combining food, lots of laughing, some TV, much smiling.
4) Chinese restaurants are to be upheld above all others, especially those in Southampton
5) Text messages from national Pizza chains are to be taken seriously
6) Cats should be smooth and curly
7) Bears should be winners who have the most delightful fur.
8) Road trips must have music - good music - mixed tapes are golden
9) Mermaids must have protection from crabs who are after their scales
10) Poker Bears catch fish
11) Shalmon - consumed a lot with shteak
12) "Yeeesh" and "country cooking" is a legitimate way of speaking
13) There is only one kind of coffee machine and maybe two types of coffee to drink
14) Cats shall not roam the street after midnight unless they are THE Cat.
15) Bees make the perfect spies
16) Snakes are not to be attacked

17) Precautions should always be in place. 

That's a few for now... there are a million more