Dreaming of stuff and nonsense

Dreams. Are they a window to your brain? If they are, my brain is "insane in the membrane"...to quote a lyric. 

So I have a particulary strange one last night and its bugging me now. The dream dictionary is of no help. Not even in parts. So what is my head telling me? That I'm sad? Mad? Bad? 

I think what I'll do is write is down and see what I can decipher then. Not here, on this page though, just in case you can see into my head. 😉