Cashino Trip

So this is my first visit to a UK casino. Considering my only real experience of them was a Sunday at the Fish River, where I would be on the water, I cannot compare. But I remember them being noisier and warmer. 

True to casino form, I have not made any kind of profit. I have managed to gain a double vodka while paying for a single and that, my friend, is my kind of winning.

To quote my fevrit bear, this is indeed the place where people's dreams are crushed and realised (paraphrasing). I have seen a woman estatic over her partners win of many £grands. I have also seen a woman being consoled while she drunkenly wept tears of loss. 

And I've seen people of Asian origin bet far more money than I earn in a day, on one roll of a roulette wheel. Yes, it's been a good experience. 

Fab day actually, shopping and prego roll and a moonlit pier stroll to look for eating fish, who had swun off in search of other feet. 

I would say, quite confidently, that on my first UK casino trip, I have won most admirably.